HAIR | KIM DUNCAN
PHOTOGRAPHY | TUDOR VASILESCU
MODEL | MELLISSA PAIGE
no harm but how do some of these ugly folks get so many notes on their selfies Im childishly bitter dude just because they have some half-assedly offensive url with an incredibly outdated tacky theme plus the occasional shithouse posts that are relatable to young teens. they get followers and notes. im petty and bitter
*a new head sprouts out of my turtle shell like torso* hey fucker… don’t mess with what you can’t handle. *switches ak-47 rounds to flechette* get ready to be turned into swiss cheese. *unleashes a barrage of hell into your entire body* heh… that was a waste of my time. *drops my toothpick next to your bleeding corpse* farewell….
* I Stands back up spiting out bullets. * Hey fuck face. You are gonna have to do better then that.
heh… *eyes shine like the morning sun* you want some of this? come and get it. *upgrades guns to flaming bullets* if we’re going to destroy the undead… we gotta burn them. in the brain. *unleashes a firestorm into your puny skull. blood and flaming brain bits splatter on the cherry blossom petals* i gotta put this fire out now. don’t want a forest fire to begin *pisses on the smouldering remains of a dead nazi* see you in hell….
* Waves from a cloud above you. * Hey asshole you missed. And stop calling people Nazis
*walks away without looking* *calls the president* obama… ready the drones. *20 predator drones emerge from distance* he’s all your’s mr president. *hell is unleashed upon you by the pentagon*
Cute. * Looks up seeing the drones but they can’t find me. * Try harder. * Pulls out the phone. * Mexico can take America now. * Hangs up. * Good job. US is now part of Mexico
ok… if you really want to do this…. *charges up fireball in each hand* don’t force me to do this. *aims gigantic mega fireball to mexico city* i’ll fucking do it don’t even try me. *shoots nukeball to juarez just for proof* tremble at my power.
killing innocent people… You are the real Nazi here not me You.. I’m just stopping you. * Flies to you “Falcon Punches” you all the way into space and getting him sucked into Black Hole. *
*the black hole sends me to an alternate dimension where everything is the same except you’re the one sucked into the black hole* heh… guess he finally got sucked off.
Black Heart: Missed one bitch! * Cuts you into a billion pieces. * Yum Human meat chunks.
oh, is that your stand? guess what bozo? stands aren’t even real. you did nothing to me. i’m going to go throw around the pigskin with the president now, catch you later.
When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level